After my usual cup of coffee and walk at the lake this morning, I jumped on Yahoo news to get my usual does of reality, thanks to the Weekly World News, stupid places like OMG! and all the other tabloid- like wonders of which I secretly can't get enough. Upon my reading this morning, I came across an article this morning, cleverly labeling common "mistakes" that women make in their beauty routine that turn men off. Women, beware wearing lipstick that isn't a neutral shade, rushing your morning leg- shave, not slathering on enough lotion or the dreaded perfume. You might be offending your man.The one that made me laugh the hardest was the implication of wearing anything but classic red nail polish will cause a man to be frightened or intimidated. Give me a break. You're telling me that wearing bright or dark nail polish is going to make or break my chances of getting a man to talk to me? If a guy is sissy enough to be intimidated by a flare of color, it's best he leaves me alone. Heaven forbid he finds something he doesn't like in my personality.
Lesson Learned: Women, spend 2 hours every morning getting ready. Not too long though. Otherwise, you will be risking the dreaded Make-Your-Man-Wait-Too-Long-For-You-To-Appear syndrome. I think I'll pass, thanks.






